California is full of idiots,no offense...

Harrroooo there. So, as you know, I left my drivers license at the DMV. I went up there to retrieve it and the lady I worked with looked at me like I had six eyes and a tail. Like I was inhuman. Not real. She was an idiot. I hate her. But anyway. I decided Id just get a Cali ID to fly with and then replace my Jersey License back at home, which btw, I'll be staying at for longer than expected because my aunt hates my presence here. Whatever. So, I stayed up all night last night AGAIN anticipating my brother coming to take me to the DMV. What? I didn't want to oversleep, which I do quite often. So, I was up all night. Got up around 9. Ate some breakfast. Actually cooked. Surprised? Probably not as surprised as I was. But just so you don't get too impressed. I just boiled some eggs. Ha. Had you fooled. Thought I was an awesome cook deep down under. I am. Anyway. After I ate , I realized I was dead inside. I realized that the combination of me not getting any sleep and it being like 94 degrees outside with NO heat in this house was slowly but surely killing me. Breaking off little pieces of my soul and tossing them around like flowers from a flower girl. Only the devil himself could perform such a task, or my wife. She's just as evil with just barely any soul left. Ahh Ily wife LOL. Wow, sorry. Didn't mean to laugh so abruptly and loud. I'm so..so sorry. But anyway. Back to the story. We get to the DMV. We take a number and we wait. We wait..and we wait..and we wait some more. Finally! We are called. I give in the papers and handle everything for my ID. Little did I know that they'd be shipping off my ID to my address in God knows how many weeks and I swear with the hype that Cali gets, they should speed up their damn processes. I don't know how people get anything done having to wait for everything around here. I got my license at the DMV the day I passed my test. I went right there and took the picture and they gave me a license. It was that easy. But noo not here. California. The place where dreams come true. Yeah right. If it were my dream to have a damn ID right now, then my dream just got stomped on and slaughtered. Thanks a lot California. You've succeeded at being slow and stupid. I appreciate your help. So anyway. Me and my brother were like well see, I have a plane to catch in 3 days and I NEED this ID. I need something. Give me something! So, they give me this print out of my face and my name at the bottom and are like this still probably won't be enough...And I'm just thinking...You don't care so shut your stupid whore mouth. But I mean, that would have been rude to say out loud. So, we take that and we leave and now I am back at home. I'm done with all of the errands. I've decided. If I get past security I get past security. If I don't, I'll cry and be extremely sad and distraught. So, I guess...stay tuned?... You probably want that to happen. Evil. You silly Americans with your love for seeing other people fail. Oh wait, I do too. Well, I'm going to finally pass out after messing around online for a little and texting. Have a good day friends. Tata. Tralala